Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
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