Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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