why didn't you poke me back
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
