You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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