And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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