no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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