should my penis look like a turkey
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
We had to coat check the pizza.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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