He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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