Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
We were destined to go to rehab together
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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