as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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