You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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