the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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