btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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