i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
What a dumb baby whore.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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