Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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