I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
