no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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