My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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