Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
third nipple confirmed
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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