That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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