Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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