Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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