fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Randomize
