Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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