Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
party gras won. party gras always wins.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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