Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I will be naked everywhere
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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