YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
The cops high fived after they tackled you
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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