Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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