So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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