I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
