i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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