So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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