y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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