would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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