eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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