We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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