i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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