Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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