she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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