I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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