Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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