your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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