my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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