I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
did you just send me my own nude
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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