yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Shame is for Republicans.
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