Hey man sorry I got all grabby
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I wear drunk well.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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