we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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