Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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