I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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