We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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