his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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