please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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