Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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